Thursday, August 20, 2015

UN nuclear site investigation outsourced to Iran

Left, John Kerry smiling because he's got the Iranians in a corner.
Right, Mohammad Javad Zarif smiling because Iran will investigate itself.

Distressing is the idea that Iran will be expected to investigate itself on behalf of the UN the terror state’s forays into nuclear weapons building. Anyone who has read Oedipus Rex knows just how traumatizing it is for autocrats to investigate themselves, when John Kerry negotiated this agreement, he clearly did not have Iranian best interests in mind. The world was saddened to learn that Iran would have to carry this burden as reported by AP:

VIENNA (AP) -- Iran will be allowed to use its own inspectors to investigate a site it has been accused of using to develop nuclear arms, operating under a secret agreement with the U.N. agency that normally carries out such work, according to a document seen by The Associated Press.

Kim Jong-un was quoted as saying in the Dubious Times, “If I had to police myself, I would fail and I have a police state. You have to outsource this stuff” John Boehner was also quoted by AP as saying:

"President Obama boasts his deal includes `unprecedented verification.' He claims it's not built on trust. But the administration's briefings on these side deals have been totally insufficient - and it still isn't clear whether anyone at the White House has seen the final documents.”


Boehner just scored an own goal against his fellow Republicans with that verification rap because he’s missing a big opportunity to shrink government. What a RINO! Asking government to verify agreements with untrustworthy adversaries that like to kill civilians, what a party pooper. Why doesn’t Boehner just reach into my pocket and throw my money away instead.  Imagine being able to at last do your own IRS audits, being able to interrogate yourself in court because anyone who hires himself as a  lawyer may have a fool for a client but anyone who can get himself as his own prosecutor  has only a fool for an opposing lawyer. Imagine the money the FDA will save when meat can inspect itself before its slaughtered. So Iran gets stuck with chore policing itself but they were doing that prior to the nuclear negotiations so why on Earth get in the way of success? It’s not like there’s going to be explosion. Since Iran is saving the world all this work, we can cut the government to a quarter of its current size and I suggest we start with removing the State Department. Look at the treaties they negotiate! Iran could have negotiated this by itself so I say let’s save some money and get rid of the State Department.  

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